Guest Post Numero Uno

hi blogger peoples!

muh name is dutchess, and this is muh mommys blog, and, and she said it woulds be ok if i wrote a guest post here for you todays.  let me tell you a little bout who i is.

i'ms a pretty girl goggie, my mommy and daddy call me dutch, or judges.  my interests include long walks out sides, eating fings that has been deaded, rolling in yuckie poopses, and swimmings in the pond.  my indoor activities includes whineing at muh mommy, rippings fings to shreds, sneaky feeting around, and playins wif my brother duke. (he'sa meany sometimes tho)  sometimes if we's good goggies mommy and daddy takes us to nannies house and we play with teddy, nannies goggie.  teddy is funny lookin' with long ears and droppy eyes.  when i goes to his house i likes to eats and destroys his toys.  hehe.

i fhought today i'd gibe you guys out there wif goggies ideas on hows to make them feels more love from you.

1.  lets them sits on yous lap, eben if theys huge or chubby and weighs lots of pounds (like my brother duke)

2.  gibes them lots of foodies to eat.  these foodies don't have to be anyfing special, just something besides thos brown pebbles you guys put in our bowls.  mayb icecreams?  i wuvs icecreams.  they's make my bwain hurt!

3.  loves us lots and lots.  we like da baby talks, and scratches, and when yous pets us ears and backs.  it makes us so happiez!

4.  let us makez messes.  i love makin' messes wif all muh toys, and yous goggie does too.  lets them brings in sticks from the outsides and chews them.

5.  takes us on wong wong walks.  let us runs around if possible.  we wuv pretending to be mighty wolves in meadow hutning our preys.

those ares just a few tips and i hopes that helps you wovely peoples to loves your goggies more!

loves lots,
judges

ps. muh brother duke is gong to write a post here soon too, so stay tunes!

Sneaky Feet.

We have a dog named Dutchess.

She is a cute dog, a pretty good dog, and a very sweet dog.  She is shy, she is black, she is soft and cuddly.  She has short legs...and sneaky feet.

Since day one of having Dutchess, she has been getting herself into trouble.  She sneaks to get food.  Any food, from tables, counters, trash, anywhere.  I tried to train her out of it, and you think she's got it, and then you turn around and see this...

A once lovely bottle of ranch dressing.  Not surprisingly, she drug to her lair to eat it all up. (lair=couch)  And you take the bottle and hold it in the air and ask her if she knew what happened to the bottle...

And this...

And you know you couldn't ever hurt her, you can't yell at her, you just have to love her, and make her pose with the bottle.

And big brother has to take it and show it who is boss.

And then you realize she also got the cheese...

Dang those sneaky feet!!!

I hope you enjoyed our morning saga.  We're getting ready to take Duke to the vet to see about his leg, and maybe...hopefully...prayerfully we can go back to normal activities!!